Courtney Love was in Malibu yesterday, where her flapper-ballerina-gone-goth ensemble was as painfully incoherent as one of her late night blog posts.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Tara Reid has finally checked into rehab.
Her people aren't saying why she's being treated, but in a statement from her people, they have confirmed, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center."
FYI -- Promises is the same place Britney Spears went for treatment during her breakdown.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
There's nothing like getting a call from TMZ and learning the guy who's performing at your club in two days just got arrested. 
We just talked to the Pulse Ultra Lounge in Boca Raton, Florida, and they had no idea the 500 tickets they sold for DMX's Thursday night concert aren't worth the paper they're printed on.
The club is gonna have to refund the $20-a-pop tickets -- unless X can find a way to perform live via-satellite from his jail cell.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
How's this for ironic -- DMX was arrested at the house of a guy who also had a warrant for his arrest this year: strapped-for-cash record producer Scott Storch.
X was picked up at Scott's Palm Island mansion -- the one that was foreclosed on in July -- after a woman in Georgia tipped off the Maricopa County Sheriff's office to his whereabouts.
The woman made the call after hearing there was a $5,000 reward for any info that would lead to the rapper's capture.
Scott's warrant was issued earlier this year after he failed to show up for a child-support case.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Linda Hogan, seen here at a XFC fight with son Nick and 19-year-old boy toy Charley, was probably saying: "I bet you kids have a lot in common." 
Yeah, except for one, big thing...
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, The Hogans
Greasy Bear may have gone home with P!nk's digits last night -- but from hitting her car, not hitting on her.
The oily heir was leaving the Viper Room when he slammed into a BMW, the same BMW P!nk was later seen riding shotgun in. Doesn't look like the cops were called -- the group exchanged info and took off.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Amy Winehouse's hubby just made a slew of shocking confessions, pretty much admitting he's the sole reason she's a drug-riddled trainwreck -- and it's all on audio tape.
In a mea culpa to Britain's News of the World, Blake Fielder-Civil says he takes full blame for Amy's demons, stating, "I introduced her to heroin, crack cocaine and self-harming. I feel more than guilty -- now I have to let her go to save her life. I am not abandoning her. I am doing this out of love."
Blake also recounted how they hit rock bottom in the summer of 2007, when Amy almost died in front of him. He confessed, "I was there when Amy suffered her first seizure. I still break down thinking about it. We had been taking drugs all day long - heroin and crack."
The question now -- is this all a day late?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse
If Mike Tyson is coming to visit you for the holidays, make sure you leave the door unlocked. 
The out-of-control boxer was waiting to enter a gated community in Las Vegas Thanksgiving morning when he became frustrated with how slow the gate was taking to open -- so, according to KTNV, he rammed his Black Escalade into the gate until it fell down. Tyson smash!
But Las Vegas Metro Police say the destruction was a total accident. They issued a sobriety test on the scene, which Tyson passed. After Tyson destroyed the structure, he was ticketed. Get this -- cops actually allowed him back inside the private community to finish his visit.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports, Fights
Though the divorce papers were signed, sealed, and delivered, Shauna Sand's hubby just can't get enough of her -- and the two ran (or wobbled in Romain's case) to the courthouse to call off calling it off.
If this isn't love, we don't know what is.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Ashley Dupre -- who actually makes Paris Hilton look virginal, took to the airwaves last night to yap about that little Gov. Eliot Spitzer escort controversy.
Dupre claims she doesn't feel responsible for Spitzer's downfall saying, "If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else. I was doing my job. I don't feel that I brought him down." In one meeting alone Dupre racked in a whopping $4,300 from Spitzer.
Dupre claims she is done with her sellin' her bod and just wants to move on. Good luck with that.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Forget those yellow Livestrong rubber bracelets, the new must have celeb-endorsed trendy accessory sweeping the world are Amy Winehouse hospital wristbands. Collect all 87 of them!
Proceeds go toward a lost cause.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Rowdy Roddy Piper is a huge fan of smokin' weed -- for medicinal purposes ... and we've got the bong-rippin', joint-puffin' footage to prove it.
Piper, who was diagnosed with cancer in 2006, was videotaped toking his brains out on stage during an August event called the Gathering of the Juggalos -- a meeting of Insane Clown Posse fanatics.
We didn't expect the former world class athlete to fess up to getting baked in public, but Piper -- never one to back down from anything -- fired out the following statement to TMZ, "I am not an advocate of using drugs, however due to the lack of appropriate medicine, this alternative treatment was recommended to alleviate the symptoms associated with cancer."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
It's possibly the most pathetic footage of the year -- former MTV VJ Jesse Camp transforms from simple "has-been" to "pathetic, shameless, genital-flashing has-been" all in the blink of an eye.
Long story short (pun intended), Jesse was so desperate for attention outside of a TRL finale party in NY this weekend, that he dropped his pants and whipped out his member in front of several unsuspecting women ... who couldn't help but wince in disgust. But it didn't stop there...
Moments later, Jesse did it again ... only this time he got his pants back on mere seconds before Kid Rock walked out.
And just when you thought it couldn't get more pathetic, one of the chicks who saw Lil' Jesse felt the need to tell Camp that his unit was less of a schlong and more of a schlort.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
What better way to celebrate your husband's release from prison than a spazmatic freak-out on a group of paparazzi?
The undone Londoner's unprovoked, puma-quick melee was too fast for the snappers to avoid today -- but they should know by now not to stand so close to Amy as she's unleashing herself into the wild.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse
You know those bargain bins that offer discounts because the packages have already been opened? Well, that's where serial arrestee DMX was caught digging for duds this weekend.
Some shocked sources at the "going out of business" sale at the Lakewood, Cal. Mervyns say they saw X -- hence the photo -- loading up on tube socks and gangsta tanks from the 79 cent pre-opened package rack.
We know X has some money -- he actually performed at an event Friday on the Queen Mary -- but he's probably saving that scratch for legal fees.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
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