Rip Torn -- who gave us this absolute classic mugshot (left) a couple years back -- got pinched for yet another alleged DUI.
Cops say 77-year-old Rip was driving down Route 44 in Connecticut in his Subaru with an Xmas tree on top -- only problem was, he was in the breakdown lane, so they pulled him over. Popo says he failed part of a field sobriety test and refused to take a Breathalyzer test.
Torn pleaded not guilty yesterday in court to illegal operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence and failure to drive in the proper lane.
Looks like Paris' "new BFF" is fitting right in with the Hilton sisters -- just close your eyes and swallow! Paris, Nicky and Brittany Flickinger took turns sucking down a bottle of vodka at a Miami club this weekend.
We'd have to be drunk -- correction, real drunk -- to be able to sit through Katy Perry's bisexual ballad one more time ... and apparently, so does Katy. Girl pulled it together for an impromptu set at Cherry Pop in West Hollywood this weekend, where thankfully a topless go-go boy was there to hold her up.
We'd like to think this brutal battle erupted over politics or how to settle conflict in the Middle East -- but one chick probably just called the other a "bitch," and she strongly disagreed. With her fist.
Last night, the "28 Weeks Later" star learned going out clubbing with his CAA agent is a great idea -- because when you say some dumb s**t on camera, someone's there to take it back immediately.
It turned into a s**t show outside Key Club last night when Bam Margera and his completely obliterated friend let loose on the Sunset Strip, and ended up rolling around half naked on concrete in a random bar parking lot.
It got so bad, we can't even show you the worst of it ... and trust us, you don't want to know.
The Ivy is West Hollywood's beacon of all things celebrity -- a place of class, $30 salads ... and one extremely pissed off, foul mouthed thug. Check out this guy's volatile attack on an off-duty cop. Definitely looks like someone may have had one too many of the restaurant's world famous Gimlets ...
Wearing his biological Michael Myers "Halloween" mask, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke left a London club on Wednesday and inadvertently flashed his pink man-panties. The 52-year-old should check himself before he re-wrecks himself.
Golf trainwreck John Daly allegedly got so trashed at a North Carolina Hooters cops had to haul him off to the local hoosegow.
According to the Winston-Salem police report, Daly passed out at a Hooters on Sunday. Medics tended to him but Daly refused to go to the hospital. Cops took him to the station for his own safety.
According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."
The incident further proves Chris Rock's theory that no one goes to Hooters for wings.
Here's an underage drinking arrest with a do-it-yourself twist.
Jack Pullman, the 19-year-old son of actor Bill Pullman, was arrested in North Carolina Monday night for resisting police, underage drinking, and having moonshine.
Pullman also faces charges of assaulting a government official -- which typically happens after consuming alcohol in a danky basement.
Calls to Bill Pullman's rep have not been returned.
A cheap blonde RuPaul wig -- and some other things -- allowed Tiffany Pollard aka New York to lower her inhibitions at a party in Hollywood on Saturday. Somebody should give this chick a reality show or three.
Sarah Palin hasn't been elected VP, but she's already creating new jobs -- for her husband. Thanks to his newfound fame, Caribaya Rums wants to make Alaska's First Gentleman, Todd Palin, their spokesperson. Take that Joe Six Pack! We found out the NY-based alcohol company sent a letter to Mr. Palin asking him to be the face of their rum and believes he "would become a sex symbol to the millions of women that enjoy our product." A hockey mom's gotta have her daiquiris!
In the letter, Caribaya mentions a possible ad could feature Todd showing off his "bare chest, dressed in Hawaiian boxer shorts, surrounded by our rum." Just like every other Alaskan male on a Saturday night.
It's hard enough for us Yanks to understand the British -- but this chick is just brutal. Kerry Katona, a British pop singer and reality TV star, showed up to a morning show completely out of it -- so much so one of the hosts flat out asked her what she was on, and the other insinuated she was an alcoholic. Let's see Regis and Kelly do that!
For those who can't speak the Queen's English, Katona is trying to blame her extremely slurred speech on prescription medication she takes to help her sleep at night.
Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, a stumbling, bumbling Kendra Wilkinson had to find some way to remain relevant after partying in a Hollywood nightclub last night. Yeah, this works.
Rip Torn -- who gave us this absolute classic mugshot (left) a couple years back -- got pinched for yet another alleged DUI. 
Golf trainwreck John Daly allegedly got so trashed at a North Carolina Hooters cops had to haul him off to the local hoosegow.
Here's an underage drinking arrest with a do-it-yourself twist.
